First and foremost, it's different. You won't look just like your neighbour or your father. A bow tie allows you to be an individual and continue to subscribe to the church of you. Because you're worth it. L'Oreal Paris.
Some notable bow tie enthusiasts...
People will be encouraged to approach you and start conversion. If you regularly stumble over small talk and are inadequate at feigning interest in your friend's children, consider joining the bow tie community. That'll give you something to talk about 'til the cows come home.
Kind of a dick? Fear no more. A bow tie immediately breaks down your harsh exterior, at least until you ask your friend's girlfriend if she's pregnant (she is not).
"Oh that bow tie guy, look at him - running around with his pants off again! He's so funny!"
"That dude just slapped me in the face for no reason"
"Well, what did you do?"
"Nothing.... He - he was wearing a bow tie."
Sure you can get funky patterns for neck ties, but would you ever wear one? Wearing a rad pattern on a neck tie is tacky. On a bow tie, it's cool. And that's science.
Don't lie. You've looked admirably at a guy wearing a bow tie to a wedding and just thought, "yup, this guy's got it figured out." Caution, when you wear a bow tie people will assume you have at least an intermediate knowledge of the following:
Tell a good joke? Adjust your bow tie. Make an awkward comment? Adjust your bow tie. Compliment a lady? Adjust your bow tie. See what I'm saying...
We thinking knowing how to tie a bow tie is just as important as knowing how to tie a neck tie.Still want to to know how to tie your bow tie? Check out our video here: